Today I came across an article looking for sewing teachers. Now I don't think that I am that good at sewing, but I have taught in the past so I am curious if it may be like riding a bicycle....I figure Ill go take a class to see the style and energy, then start inquiring about maybe teaching some craft classes to enhance my Martha Stewart-ness. More so its my Maggie Mae-ness. I need to just brand myself that and deal with it. Because right now Im sitting in a bombass apron and theres nothing Stewart has on me. I mean I throw down butter and flick it out of its paper casing like Im rolling Cleopatra out of her Oriental Rug to be displayed in all her glory. I am THAT good in the kitchen. I know it, I toot my own horn there.
Today its just a white cupcake with ridiculous whipped topping for you sorta-want-to-think-its-healthy-because-its-"light" kind of people. Itll be loaded with candy as well to counteract all that healthy thinking shit.
I can't remember if I have ever mentioned it on here but I half assed run a craft group. More like I wanted to hang out with my friends once a week, we used New Girl and wine as a reason but decided if you didnt do a crafty bitch thing in the process then it was just wasnt as cool. Almost a year later, we don't really drink the wine anymore (Which WHY the fuck not?!?! except I am pregnant so I am excused..) and we dont watch the new girl. We watch a movie, or nothing, and we either incorporate a group project of fun or say every woman for herself.
sometimes we theme it. this was valentines day massacre night. |
Keep on dying those eggs, ladies!
~M
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